Starting Off The New Year Right

A group of cannibals worked for a big law firm. Once day the head cannibal called a meeting of all the cannibals. “Who has been eating the paralegals?” he asked the group. A meek little cannibal in the corner raised his hand. “You idiot” the head cannibal says, “for months we’ve been eating attorneys, associates and law clerks and nobody has noticed, but, NO, you had to go eat someone they would miss and notice!”.